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Izzat bech bech ke hi to zevar kharide the !!!!

Izzat bech bech ke hi to zevar kharide the !!!!


Lutero ne ladki ke zevar loot liye!

Log bole: Shukar Karo, zevar hi gaye, bhabhi ki izzat to bach gayi

Bhabhi Chillai:

Kamino…
Izzat bech bech ke hi to zevar kharide the !!!!

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Whatsapp last seen Husband Wife Jokes

Whatsapp funny Last seen Jokes


A wife wrote this specially for her husband:

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai….

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai….

“Jab tu 11.30pm baje so jata hai,

Toh next day morning tera whatsapp
‘last seen at 2.30am’ kyun batata hai…?



Pati patni ki fight

Wife: aap bahut mote ho gaye ho...

Husband: tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho..

Wife: main to maa banane wali hoon!


Husband: main bhi to baap banane wala hoon!!! Lol


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Funny Jokes on Husband
Sada rehte ko biwi ke khauff mein,

Kuch din toh gujaro BANGKOK mein 

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"Happy winters" to -
married peoples
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and for singles "-keep Using Facebook inside your blanket on your smartphones 


To Be 26 Again.. Funny Jokes on Husband Wife
" To Be 26 Again! "��

A man in his late 40s was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off he asked her what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be 26 again', she replied, still looking in the mirror ..

On her birthday morning, he rose early, made her a nice big cup of coffee & then took her to Adventure World theme park on a bike.

What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything....

5 hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling & her stomach felt upside
down.

He then took her to the most exotic restaurant where they ate and danced like never before.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn,
a soda, & her favorite chocolate. What a fabulous
adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband & collapsed into d sofa exhausted.

He looked at his wife with a big smile & lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being 26 again?"

Her eyes slowly opened & her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my waist size, u idiot !" ��


Moral : No matter how attentively u listen to a woman, u are still gonna get it wrong ��



Husband dial wrong Number..
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium..

He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.. 

They said, "It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

last one was a duck!"..  
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How to keep wife happy .
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�� How to keep wife happy . . . .

It's really not difficult to make a wife happy. 
A husband only needs to be:

1. a friend 
2. a companion 
3. a lover 
4. a brother 
5. a father 
6. a man 
7. a chef 
8. an electrician 
9. a carpenter 
10. a plumber 
11. a mechanic 
12. a decorator 
13. a stylist 
14. a charmer
15. a gynecologist 
16. a psychologist 
17. a bug exterminator
18. a psychiatrist 
19. a healer 
20. a good listener 
21. an organizer 
22. a good father 
23. Very clean 
24. Sympathetic 
25. Athletic 
26. Warm 
27. Attentive 
28. Gallant 
29. Intelligent 
30. Funny 
31. Creative 
32. Tender 
33. Strong 
34. Understanding 
35. Tolerant 
36. Prudent 
37. Ambitious 
38. Capable 
39. Courageous 
40. Determined 
41. True 
42. Dependable 
43. Passionate 
44. Compassionate 

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 

45. Give her compliments frequently
46. Love shopping 
47. Be honest 
48. Be very rich 
49. Never stress her 
50. Never look at other women!

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space 

VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays 
* anniversaries 
* her favorite color 
* her favorite flower 
* her favorite gem 
* her favorite fragrance 
* her favorite memories 
* her favorite holidays 
* her favorite friends 
* her favorite vacation destinations
* her favorite beverage 
* her favorite food 
* her favorite restaurant 
* any arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE HUSBAND HAPPY

Just leave him alone.....with his TV remote...and his favourite drink.....And he'll be just fine...����������
Dedicated to all .....married people

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Desh me sabse imaandar police wale kaha paye jate hai
Teacher :- Desh me sabse imaandar police wale kaha paye jate hai ? Student :- Savdhan india aur crime patrol me.

If you convince woman..
If you can convince a female in less than 5 minutes then she is your mom.
If you can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is your sister.
If you can convince a female in 30 minutes then she is your daughter.
If you can convince a female in 1 hour then she is your girl friend.
If you can convince a female in 3 hour then she is your lover.

And ultimately....
If you can't or don't even get a chance to convince a female then she is your wife...!!!

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Husband Wife English Jokes Cool or Funny?

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?

You have been with me all through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my business failed, you were there.

When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

You know what Martha?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I'm beginning to think you're bad luck."

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