Meri Baat Gaur Se Suno .Zindgi me kabhi bhi .. Dettol Se Mat Nahana Kuynki....
Dettol Kitaanuo Ko Maar Deta Hai.
Or Hum Apko Khona Nahi Chahte.!
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Dukandar- bolo Sahab, kya Chaahiye ?
Aadmi : hone wali Biwi ke Kutte ke liye Cake lene aaya hoon.. milega kya ??
Dukandar : haan.. per yahi Khaaoge ya Pack Kar doon ?? :P
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New style dhamki by Biwi : . . . Tum jitna time Facebook, Whatsapp ko doge, . . . . main utna time jabong, flipkart, Amazon ko dungi...:P
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Pati aur patni ki Ladai ke baad..
Patni : Hey Bhagwan...Agar Yeh galat hai toh Inhe utha lo ..
Aur..Mein galat hu toh...Mujhe Widow Banado...!!
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Ek Talent test me puchha gaya - Agr apki shadi judwa behan me se kisi ek k sath ho jaye to aap apni wife ko kaise pehchanoge ??
Best ans- Hum Q Pehchaane??
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