Santa: Mere Pass Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
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Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?
Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)
Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
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Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.
Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.
Servicing Man: Memory card hai?
Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Banta: Mere Pass Bhi Gaddi Hai, Banglow Hai, Paisa Hai.
.
.
Santa: To Saaley Apni Maa Kiske Paas Hai?
1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?
Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)
Santa On 60th Birthday:
Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai?
Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi.
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.
Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.
Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai.
Servicing Man: Memory card hai?
Santa: Nahi! Ration Card chalega kya?
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