Ek Bar Ek Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kaha: “Tum Kitni Kaali Ho”
Ladki: “Ismein Tumhare Baap Ka Kaya Jata Hai”
Ladka: “Agar Mere Baap Ka Gaya Hota To Tum Itni Kaali Na Hoti“
Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha: “Agar Duniya 20 Minutes Mein Khatam Hone Wali Ho Toh Tum Sabse Pehle Kya Karna Chahoge?”
Pati: “Simple Si Baat Hai Sex Karna Chahunga“.
Patni: “Fir Baaki Ke 19 Minutes Kya Karoge“?
Santa Ek Baar Kapde Press Karvane Dhobi Ke Pass Gaya
To Dobhi Ki Biwi Bahar Bethi Hoti Hai Aur Ek Dum Mast Aur Chaka Chak Maal Hoti Hai
Santa Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho Jati Hai Aur Wo Usko Bolta Hai
Santa: “100 Rs Dunga, Degi?”
Dhobi Ki Biwi Bhi Bindas Thhi, Boli..
Biwi: “500 Rs Main Tujhe Dungi, Mere Pati Ka Le Le“
Kisi Baat Pe Boy-Friend Aur Girl-Friend Ka Break-Up Ho Raha Thha
Ladki Gusse Se Ladke Ko Boli.
Ladki: “Aaj Se Hamara Rishta Khatam, Ek-Dusre Ko Diye Sare Gift Wapis Karte Hai”
Ladka: “Theek Hai, To Phir Mobile Recharge Se Shuru Karte Hai”
Ladki Ek Dum Se Rang Badalte Hue Boli: “Jaanu, Ab Main Majak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti Kya?“
Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.
Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai.
Waiter: “Aapka Bill Sir”
Santa: “Yeh Lo Mera Card”
Waiter: “But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration Card Hai”
Santa: “Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai All Cards Are Accepted.”
Man To Priest: “Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned I Usually Read Dirty Jokes And View Pictures Of Girls On My Mobile”
Priest: “Forward Your Sins To Me!“
Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.”
Husband Garv Se Bola: “Penis”
Ek Dum Se Wife Zor Zor Se Husne Lag Gayi
Kyon Ki Computer Said: “Your Password Is Too Short“
Ladka Ladki Ki Taarif Mein Bola: “Tum Gaana Bahut Achha Gaati Ho”
Ladki: “Nahi Yaar Mein To Sirf Bathroom Singer Hoon”
Ladka: “Acha… To Kisi Din Bulao Na Dono Mill Ke Mehfil Jamatay Han.”
Ladki: “Ismein Tumhare Baap Ka Kaya Jata Hai”
Ladka: “Agar Mere Baap Ka Gaya Hota To Tum Itni Kaali Na Hoti“
Patni Ne Apne Pati Se Pucha: “Agar Duniya 20 Minutes Mein Khatam Hone Wali Ho Toh Tum Sabse Pehle Kya Karna Chahoge?”
Pati: “Simple Si Baat Hai Sex Karna Chahunga“.
Patni: “Fir Baaki Ke 19 Minutes Kya Karoge“?
Santa Ek Baar Kapde Press Karvane Dhobi Ke Pass Gaya
To Dobhi Ki Biwi Bahar Bethi Hoti Hai Aur Ek Dum Mast Aur Chaka Chak Maal Hoti Hai
Santa Ki Usko Dekh Ke Niyat Kharab Ho Jati Hai Aur Wo Usko Bolta Hai
Santa: “100 Rs Dunga, Degi?”
Dhobi Ki Biwi Bhi Bindas Thhi, Boli..
Biwi: “500 Rs Main Tujhe Dungi, Mere Pati Ka Le Le“
Kisi Baat Pe Boy-Friend Aur Girl-Friend Ka Break-Up Ho Raha Thha
Ladki Gusse Se Ladke Ko Boli.
Ladki: “Aaj Se Hamara Rishta Khatam, Ek-Dusre Ko Diye Sare Gift Wapis Karte Hai”
Ladka: “Theek Hai, To Phir Mobile Recharge Se Shuru Karte Hai”
Ladki Ek Dum Se Rang Badalte Hue Boli: “Jaanu, Ab Main Majak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti Kya?“
Santa Apni Wife Ke Saath Dinner Ke Liye Restaurant Mein Jata Hai.
Dinner Kerne Ke Baad Waiter Aata Hai.
Waiter: “Aapka Bill Sir”
Santa: “Yeh Lo Mera Card”
Waiter: “But Sir, Yeh Nahi Chalega, Ye Toh Ration Card Hai”
Santa: “Toh Phir Bahaar Kya Majaak Mein Likha Hai All Cards Are Accepted.”
Man To Priest: “Forgive Me Father For I Have Sinned I Usually Read Dirty Jokes And View Pictures Of Girls On My Mobile”
Priest: “Forward Your Sins To Me!“
Wife Computer On Karte Hue, Husbanad Se Boli: “Tumhara Passworde Kya Hai.”
Husband Garv Se Bola: “Penis”
Ek Dum Se Wife Zor Zor Se Husne Lag Gayi
Kyon Ki Computer Said: “Your Password Is Too Short“
Ladka Ladki Ki Taarif Mein Bola: “Tum Gaana Bahut Achha Gaati Ho”
Ladki: “Nahi Yaar Mein To Sirf Bathroom Singer Hoon”
Ladka: “Acha… To Kisi Din Bulao Na Dono Mill Ke Mehfil Jamatay Han.”
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