Bachhe Kaisi Paida Hota Hai

Class Mein Golu Ne Teacher Se Pucha
Golu: “Mam Bachhe Kaisi Paida Hota Hai?”
Teacher Samjhate Hue: “Asman Se Ek Sunder Si Pari Aati Hai, Aur Maa Ke Takiye Ke Niche Ek Fool Rakh Ke Chali Jati Hai, Aur Agle Din Vo Ek Nanha Sa Bacha Ban Jata Hai”
Pappu Ye Sab Sun Raha Thha, Us Se Raha Na Gaya Bench Se Utha Aur Madam Se Bola
Pappu: “Madam Ji, To Kya Wo Thoka Thukayi Wala Kam Ab Band Ho Gaya Hai“



Madam Claas Mein Bachho Ko Pada Rahi Thhi
I For Ink
J For Jug
K For Kite
L For Lund

Ohh! Sorry Baccho Galti Se Muh Se Nikal Gaya.

Pappu: “Koi Baat Nahi Madam Wapas Muh Mein Le Lijiye“


Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi To Pappu Ka Tharki Mann Mein Usko Patane Ka Khayal Aya
Vo Us Ladki Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola
Pappu: “Agar Tum 1 Minute Mein Apna Weight 500grams Kam Kar Do To, Tum Bahut Hi Jyada Sunder Aur Sexy Lagogi, Aur Main Tumhe Pyar Bhi Karunga”
Ladki Khush Hoke Boli: “Achha, Iske Liye Mujhe Kya Karna Hoga?”

Pappu: “Bas Apne Kapde Utaar Do“







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