Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh

Nayi Dulhan Ko Dulhe Ne Suhagrat Pe Muh Dikhai Ke Rs 25,000 Diye.
Dulhan Itne Sare Paise Dekh Kar Ghabra Ke Boli.
Dulhan: “Suno Ji Pura Khandaan Thokega Kya?“



Suhaagrat Ki Raat Ko Dulha-Dulhan Se Puchhta Hai.
Dulha: “Sach-Sach Bata Kabhi Kiya Hai Ki Nahi?”
Dulhan: “Nahi Jaanu, Kabhi Kiya Nahi, Bas Hamesha Karwaya Hai“


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